Emil for President

Rick Rolling... YouTube, Times Square

What do you do after you Rick Roll 250,000 viewers on YouTube?



You Rick Roll Times Square.

Times Square: Rick Rolled

No Shots Fired

Matt was in town on some undisclosed business. So we went out to cause a ruckus.

Matt Farah and Emil

Wallgreens in Cuba?

Are there really Wallgreens locations in Cuba?

Wallgreens in Cuba

Porsche Post

Finally, a magazine cover.

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Thanks, Jackie, for hooking all this up!

California Festival of Speed

Confirmed. QS/S Class. Time Trials... PCA Zone 8.

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See you there!

Cup Car Street Racing

This was the right way to spend a Saturday...

911 GT3 Cup Street Racing

Jay Leno Set Me On Fire

Well, not really.

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But we did have some fun with the torch while shooting some stuff for
Fast Lane Daily.

Production Quality

Lots of people spend a lot of time telling me about production "quality". Personally, I think that if we can hit this level of results:

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Everything will be fine...

Happy New Year

Thanks for the burgers, pchop. And the BBQ sauce, jade.

Burgers & Steaks. Mmm...

Great party. The hot tub is still draining.

Netscape's Dead

RIP Netscape

Yes, the last 4 or 5 years of Netscape development have been less than stellar, and the obvious need in the market place has been filled by Firefox, but the symbolic destruction of Netscape at the hands of my former employ… It's just sad.

We'll miss you, Nutscrape, and your fishcam.

Even Skeletor Celebrates Christmas!


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Merry Christmas

Fred often says, "I only have a few tricks" and he just applies them over, and over, and over. I never really believed that. "How can this be the same thing as before that was totally different but somehow similar?"

So, taking a lesson from the book of Fred, I've re-written "'Twas The Night Before Christmas". But it's not the first time I did it. In 1986, I wrote it for the Porsche Club newsletter. See, even I only have a few tricks. Happy


Merry Christmas!

Welcome to Levittown

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Don't look for deep meaning here. You won't find it.

Tell The New Guy…

This is about the funniest promotional graphic I've ever seen on the web

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Basshunter

I love the Electronic Music scene. Most of the music is less than remarkable, but every so often there's something really fun that comes along. Like this video.


I'm also impressed that the folks doing business in that space are so progressive. The label making the download available before the in-store release. Just so fun. And smart.

Thanks Michael, for passing this track along.

30 Years of Facebook

In 30 years, is this what Facebook will look like?

30 Years of Facebook

Philip Fry's Family Guy Calendar

Fry's Calendar

Human Statue of Liberty

18,000 World War I soldiers form a "living" Statue of Liberty. No photoshop. No trick photography. No color film.

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…and yes, it's real.

Leftorium?

Are all cylons left handed?

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Killer Shoes!

This falls in to the category of "Killer shoes"…

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Global Warmer

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Well, at least he (or she) calls it like he (or she) sees it...

The Man Rules

I normally don't prescribe to things like this. For a variety of reasons. But I thought that these were somewhat relevent. And pretty funny.

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I don't like "The Man Show" but I do like Adam Carolla.

These are our rules!

Please note… these are all numbered "1" . On purpose!
 
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.  You're a big girl.  If it's up, put it down.  We need it up, you need it down.  You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports...it's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.  Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
· Subtle hints do not work!
· Strong hints do not work!
· Obvious hints do not work!
· Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem  only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.  Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.  Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.  Not both.  If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.  We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.  We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as cars, sports or women.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.  Round is a shape!

Thank you for reading this.  Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight… but did you know men really don't mind that?  It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh…

Happy Thanksgiving

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Sometimes I wonder about my life. And not the good kind of wondering about the magic of possibilities, but the band kind of "what the hell am I doing?".

2 years ago, VOD Cars ran this Super Bowl Special. I figured that not many people had seen it and we should resurrect is for Fast Lane Daily. You know, "Go Eat a Turkey" or something... really easy. Ian could have a day off and Derek D. could go see his family (assuming they have not disowned him.

Well, it didn't quite work out that way and, well, the guys decided that they'd rather work than take the easy road out and we're left with this steaming pile of... funny:



Seriously, guys, way over the top but I laughed so hard that gravy came out of my nose. Funny thing is, I was not eating gravy at the time.

Anyway, if you want, you can download the MP3 here.

Elwood Edwards

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Who is this tool?

That's Jon Jackson.

The guy next to him on the left with the green shirt is a very famous guy, Elwood Edwards.

Elwood Edwards is an American voice over actor. He is best known as the voice of the Internet service provider America Online, which he first recorded in 1989. His greetings include "Welcome," "You've got mail," "You've got pictures," "File's done," and "Goodbye." In 1989, Edwards's wife overheard online service Q-Link CEO Steve Case describe how he wanted to add a voice to its user interface. In October Edwards's voice premiered on AOL's new program.
His voice has also appeared in an episode of The Simpsons (where he provided the voice of a virtual doctor, saying "You've got leprosy" and "Goodbye"), and in advertising for the movie You've Got Mail.

Coward!

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The coward never on himself relies, but to the pawns for assistance flies.

Talkshow Hosts in Italy… and America

Forwarded from a friend with impeccable taste:

Italian Television

This is the hostess for an Italian TV talk show...

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American Television


This is the hostess for an American TV talk show...

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To learn Italian, may we suggest Rosetta Stone.

War Dance

Opens tonight at Lincoln Center.

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You coming?

Don't Tell Warren…

…but I found his Christmas present!

Crossed the Border!

Back in the "Land of the free" and the "Home of the brave". Actually, we've been back for a while, but have not had time to update the race blog. I hope to do it on Saturday, so stay tuned...

The United States of America / Mexico Border


PS: Did you know that the official name of Mexico is The United States of Mexico?

Goin' To Mexico

Aight, kids. Keri and I are OUT! We're going to Mexico to get ready for La Carrera Panamericana.

For those of you that don't know, we're running the race in the GT3.

Feel free to follow along for the next few days on the La Carrera Blog.

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Happy Halloween

Since I'll be AFK during Halloween, here's a pre-Halloween picture for your amusement.

Killer Pumpkin

Interpretive Dance

Oh. My. God!

Formula1 in Brazil? Anyone?

Lewis Hamilton may have made a fatal error in China. He did not finish the race and got no points, putting the Driver's Championship up for grabs at the race in Brazil.

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As it stands right now, Lewis has 104 points and Kimi has 100 points. It's a long shot, yes, but Kimi could take it home in Brazil.

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Anyone want to go to Brazil to watch the race?

La Carrera Panamericana

Yes, it's true. We're running the race.

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You can follow along here.